maybe I'd stand a chance if...

Okay...so hottie from close by has been emailing me... awesome right? Except even in email I'm such a goober! I get all flustery and stupid and run on and on and forget what I already know.... I'm totally jacking it all up! hahaha

Way out of my league anyway, I think. Besides the totally hot factor (which I completely think I deserve! hahaha) he asked me how I feel about Cancun? Cancun?? ummm.... single mom of 2 in an itty bitty town in the middle of nowhere? I think BRANSON is a big deal vacation!

What the heck happened to the cool flirty girl from my youth? I don't want to PRACTICE with the hot guy who lists ISLANDS as his interests!

another fun and exciting weekend on tap!

Tomorrow is YARD SALE DAY! hahaha I get rid of my kids for the weekend only to replace them with what can only be described as the craziest of all fanatics (except maybe bingo players!) Yard Salers!

I still have a ton of work to do to get ready for it, which I think is totally stressing out my very organized yard sale buddy... but I'm sure I'll be ready and hopefully I'll make some money!

hmmm... I'm a popular girl today! hahaha

Apparently, Spark.com is jumpin! I've gotten 5 "flirts" within about 5 minutes! I'm pretty sure they're all fake...not a single one of them is in Missouri, one is from Japan... but on a day like today, I'll take what I can get! hahahaha If you haven't been doing the online dating thing, you may not know what a "firt" is... its a free, pre-written message. You can send and receive flirts without signing up for the service. My guess is when you get a whole bunch of them you get all excited and join the site to have REAL emails... Lord knows if I wasn't so darn broke, I'd have jumped right on that bandwagon! LOL

I also got a message from an actual reasonably local guy on Yahoo. This one is causing me some indecision. I absolutely can't afford to join, so its totally out of the question, but its the ONE message I've gotten in my week long experiment that I really do WISH was true! :-(

Poor sad SingleGirl! What to do? What to do? Pay the electric.... or flirt??

So, maybe I'm not cut out for this online dating stuff!

My free weekend at chemistry kinda sucked, but I do have one guy who is emailing me on Yahoo. He looks like a serial killer! Seriously! I mean, really... if you are going to post a picture on an online dating service, at least SMILE!

But... so... anyway.... I keep answering him cuz 1) I'm afraid he's a serial killer and might come hunt me down! and 2) I know he can see if I ignore him or delete him from my profile and I don't want to hurt his feelings! hahahaa

Online dating is supposed to be anonymous and fun, and I STILL can't escape the feel sorry/overly responsible parts of myself!

BUT... a friend of mine from work just found out I was single and she has a GREAT idea for me.... Tugboat linemen! :-) Sounds PERFECT! They make TONS of money and are only home a week or so a month! Now if she can just find me one that's not a drug addict or alcoholic.....

Another Wild Crazy Single Girl Weekend!

Friday night, I ruined SkaterBoy's life by not allowing him to ride up to St Louis with his newly 16 and driving friend and 2 other boys to go to an all night skate competition. Did I mention we had tornado warnings? Yeah... Bad mom! Turns out okay though... the other boys weren't able to get in anyway! SO... Sunshine and I went grocery shopping to the sound of tornado sirens then we came home and went to bed early.

Saturday... hmmmmm.... not much of anything! Sat night, Sunshine had a friend over, more storms, more children in my bed. SkaterBoy spent the night with his buddy.

Sunday, I'm home all alone... well... with a million children... trying to get in bed by 10! hahaha


It was free weekend on www.chemistry.com... I thought I'd met a few matches, but never heard back from them and the free preview is over tonight..... On to a free preview at www.spark.com! hahahahhhahahaa